Naughty or nice online dating
This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed (he was staying on the couch): He asked me if I should change my pad.He then started reeling off names of people I'm friends with on Facebook, even though I hadn't told him my last name and we weren't Facebook friends!I was incredibly freaked out and threatened to call the police, which scared him off.After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.Then he barraged me with dozens of lengthy messages asking to help him orgasm by telling him what he was doing was normal.He then said, "Send me more or I'll send that picture of the boobs to everyone you know!
It was singularly the most awkward and uncomfortable evening I have ever spent on a date." I sent back something about how I would definitely take the pizza but pass on the anal, and he replied with, "as long as i can suck your toes, we're golden." Barf.I was once talking to this guy online and after a few hours of nice, PG conversation, he did a complete 180.Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since. Things were going really well, and he eventually almost moved in with me and my family.